Recrea '99 botellas de cervezas en la pared '.

La salida deseada es esta:

99 bottles of beer on the wall, 99 bottles of beer.
Take one down and pass it around, 98 bottles of beer on the wall.

98 bottles of beer on the wall, 98 bottles of beer.
Take one down and pass it around, 97 bottles of beer on the wall.

97 bottles of beer on the wall, 97 bottles of beer.
Take one down and pass it around, 96 bottles of beer on the wall.

96 bottles of beer on the wall, 96 bottles of beer.
Take one down and pass it around, 95 bottles of beer on the wall.

95 bottles of beer on the wall, 95 bottles of beer.
Take one down and pass it around, 94 bottles of beer on the wall.

....

3 bottles of beer on the wall, 3 bottles of beer.
Take one down and pass it around, 2 bottles of beer on the wall.

2 bottles of beer on the wall, 2 bottles of beer.
Take one down and pass it around, 1 bottle of beer on the wall.

1 bottle of beer on the wall, 1 bottle of beer.
Go to the store and buy some more, 99 bottles of beer on the wall.

Muéstrame cómo resolverías esto con tu lenguaje de programación favorito. El uso más creativo de un idioma gana.

Perl (410 caracteres)

Hay ya un sitio web dedicado a este concurso:

Una de las soluciones de Perl sería muy difícil de superar en términos de creatividad, dice:

[botellas.pl]

         $ a =
        "cpuu
       \ bmft p
       \ bg cff
       \ bs "; $ b
       = "po ui
       \ bf xbm
      \ bm "; $ c ="
      Ypv ublf p
     \ bof epxo qb
   \ btt ju bspvoe ";
  $ a = ~ s / \ n //; $ a = ~
  s / \ s + / / g; $ b = ~
  s / \ n //; $ b = ~
  s / \ s + / / g; $ c = ~
  s / \ n //; $ c = ~
  s / \ s + / / g; $ a = ~
  y / bz / az /; $ b = ~
  tr / bz / az /; $ c = ~
  tr / bz / az /; para(
  $ d = 100; $ d> 0; $ d -) {
  imprime "$ d $ a $ b $ d"
  ; imprime "$ a, \ n $ c"
  ; imprimir ($ d-1); imprimir
  "$ a $ b. \ n";} $ x =
  "cjc"; $ y = "dobbz";
  $ z = "com"; imprimir "\ n"
  ; imprimir "- $ x \ @ $ y".
   ; imprime "$ z \ n \ n";

Aquí está el enlace al archivo original .

Brainf *** (1,509)

Pensé que podría superar esta respuesta no solo haciendo 9 botellas de cerveza en lugar de 1, sino también usando solo 7 caracteres diferentes en el código.

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Sin embargo, tengo que admitir que hay un error en el código (¿tal vez puedas descubrir cómo solucionarlo por mí?) Y no imprime la oración final, Go to the store and buy some more, 99 bottles of beer on the wall.pero aparte de eso, funciona tan bien como cualquiera de los programas realizados en esos lenguajes de programación marica que a todos los demás les gusta usar.

Funciton

Escribí esto el otro día. :) (Capturas de pantalla: inicio y finalización )

Dado que esto se ve feo en StackExchange debido al espacio adicional entre líneas, considere ejecutar el siguiente código en la consola JavaScript de su navegador para solucionarlo: $('pre').css('line-height',1)

                                            ╓┬────╖
     ╔════╗  ┌───╖                          ╟┘99b ║
     ║ −1 ╟──┤ + ╟──┐                       ╙──┬──╜
     ╚════╝  ╘═╤═╝  ├──────────────────────────┴─────────────────────────────┐
     ╔════╗  ┌─┴─╖  │  ╔════════════════════════════════════════════════════╗│
     ║ 99 ╟──┤ ? ╟──┘  ║ 93438979891487426396059469986395555362079573844971 ║│
     ╚════╝  ╘═╤═╝     ║ 71377306928718494179034460561943201885027745835961 ║│
            ┌──┴───╖   ║ 98129935108241412387473531261660077880505710501626 ║│
    ╔════╗  │ 99bp ║   ║ 32694396343717333192558234646820019070451056711    ║│
    ║ 99 ║  ╘══╤═══╝   ╚══════════════════════════╤═════════════════════════╝│
    ╚═╤══╝   ┌─┴─╖                       ┌───╖  ┌─┴─╖  ╔═════════════════╗   │
   ┌──┴──╖   │ ‼ ╟───────────────────────┤ ‼ ╟──┤ ? ╟──╢ 445551776368547 ║   │
   │ 99b ║   ╘═╤═╝┌─────────────────────┐╘═╤═╝  ╘═╤═╝  ║ 925186328623383 ║   │
   ╘══╤══╝     │  │╔═══════════════════╗│  │      │    ║ 851314944882510 ║   │
      │        │  │║ 15177132563375318 ║│  │      │    ║ 812246570019017 ║   │
 ╔════════╗    │  │║ 07655616350359109 ║│  │      │    ║ 240477365113929 ║   │
 ║ 318287 ║    │  │║ 82597577171382437 ║│  │      │    ║ 659548419629671 ║   │
 ║ 023073 ║    │  │║ 18150105146396039 ║│  │      │    ║ 952755268258505 ║   │
 ║ 603558 ║    │  │║ 2022986808360992  ║│  │      │    ║ 759402210908648 ║   │
 ║ 743780 ║    │  │╚══════════╤════════╝│  │      │    ║ 737406010882693 ║   │
 ║ 068900 ║    │  │         ┌─┴─╖ ┌───╖ │  │      │    ║ 018745757193818 ║   │
 ║ 028319 ║    │  │         │ ‼ ╟─┤ ‼ ╟─┘  │      │    ║ 597439618635403 ║   │
 ║ 948400 ║    │  │         ╘═╤═╝ ╘═╤═╝    │      │    ║ 821854707881243 ║   │
 ║ 620075 ║    │  │         ┌─┴─╖   │    ┌─┴─╖    │    ║ 92049082452     ║   │
 ║ 955580 ║    │  └─────┬───┤ ‼ ╟────────┤ ‼ ║    │    ╚═════════════════╝   │
 ║ 347161 ║    │        │   ╘═══╝┌──────┐╘═╤═╝    └─────────────┐            │
 ║ 651333 ║    │   ╔═══╗│┌──────╖│╔════╗│ ╔╧═════════╗          │            │
 ║ 590970 ║    │   ║ 0 ║└┤ 99bp ╟┘║ −1 ║└┐║ 20971566 ║          ├────────────┘
 ║ 678045 ║    │   ╚══╤╝ ╘══════╝ ╚══╤═╝ │╚══════════╝          │
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 ║ 721824 ╟──┤ ‼ ╟──┤ ? ╟──┤ 99b ╟──┤ + ║│
 ╚════════╝  ╘═══╝  ╘═╤═╝  ╘═════╝  ╘═╤═╝│    ╓┬──────╖
                      └───────┬───────┘  │    ╟┘ 99bp ║
                              └──────────┘    ╙───┬───╜
 ┌────────────────────────────────────────────────┴──────────────┐
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              ╔════╧╗╔════════════════╧════════════════════════════════╗
              ║ 115 ║║ 20338288213193790107412311132593873016630280224 ║
              ╚═════╝╚═════════════════════════════════════════════════╝

Consola jQuery + FireBug

$('code:first').text()

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HQ9 + (1 personaje)

9

Es cierto que no es un lenguaje completo de Turing, pero esto todavía cuenta

¿Quién dijo que C # tuvo demasiada ceremonia? Quienquiera que haya sido, nunca han estado tan en lo cierto.

using System;
using System.Collections.Generic;
using System.Linq;
using System.Text;

namespace _99Bottles
{
    class Program
    {
        static void Main(string[] args)
        {
            PrintSong(99);
        }

        static void PrintSong(int bottleCount)
        {
            Func<int, string> sOrBlank = howMany => howMany > 1 ? "s" : "";

            PrintBottles(howManyBottles =>
            {
                Console.WriteLine("{0} bottle{1} of beer on the wall, {0} bottle{1} of beer.", howManyBottles, sOrBlank(howManyBottles));
                if (howManyBottles > 1)
                {
                    Console.WriteLine("Take one down and pass it around, {0} bottle{1} of beer on the wall.", --howManyBottles, sOrBlank(howManyBottles));
                }
                else
                {
                    Console.WriteLine("Go to the store and buy some more, 99 bottles of beer on the wall.", --howManyBottles);
                }
            },
            bottleCount);
        }

        static void PrintBottles(Action<int> printBottles, int count)
        {
            printBottles(count);

            if (count > 1)
            {
                PrintBottles(printBottles, --count);
            }
         }
    }
}

C

Este programa está generando el texto completo de la canción como una sola cadena usando el preprocesador. El código C real solo genera la cadena así construida. Llamar stringsal ejecutable generado revelará el texto completo de la canción en el ejecutable.

#define BOTTLES(n) n " bottles of beer"
#define BOTTLE "1 bottle of beer"
#define OTW " on the wall, "
#define TAKE "Take one down, pass it around, "
#define BUY "Go to the store and buy some more, "
#define STOP "."
#define NL "\n"

#define LINE1(n) BOTTLES(n) OTW BOTTLES(n) STOP NL
#define LINE1A BOTTLE OTW BOTTLE STOP NL
#define LINE2(n) TAKE BOTTLES(n) STOP NL
#define LINE2A TAKE BOTTLE STOP NL
#define LINEX BUY BOTTLES("99") NL

#define MIDDLEPART(n) LINE2(n) NL LINE1(n)
#define MIDDLELAST LINE2A NL LINE1A

#define EIGHT_TO_TWO(S, M) M(S "8") M(S "7") M(S "6") M(S "5") M(S "4") M(S "3") M(S "2")
#define EIGHT_TO_ONE(S, M) EIGHT_TO_TWO(S, M) M(S "1")
#define EIGHT_TO_TWO_AGAIN(S, M) M(S "8") M(S "7") M(S "6") M(S "5") M(S "4") M(S "3") M(S "2")
#define EIGHT_TO_ONE_AGAIN(S, M) EIGHT_TO_TWO_AGAIN(S, M) M(S "1")
#define NINE_TO_TWO(S, M) M(S "9") EIGHT_TO_TWO(S, M)
#define EIGHT_TO_ZERO(S, M) EIGHT_TO_ONE(S, M) M(S "0")
#define NINE_TO_ZERO(S, M) M(S "9") EIGHT_TO_ZERO(S, M)

#define NINETIES EIGHT_TO_ZERO("9", MIDDLEPART)
#define NTIES(n) NINE_TO_ZERO(n, MIDDLEPART)
#define EIGHTIES_TO_TENS EIGHT_TO_ONE_AGAIN("", NTIES)
#define NAUGHTIES NINE_TO_TWO("", MIDDLEPART)

#define SONG LINE1("99") NINETIES EIGHTIES_TO_TENS NAUGHTIES MIDDLELAST LINEX

#include <stdio.h>

int main()
{
  puts(SONG);
  return 0;
}

C # ( 312 310 304 caracteres)

class P{static void Main(){string b=" bottle",w=" on the wall",o=" of beer",p=".\n",s="s";for(int i=99;i>0;i--)System.Console.Write(i+b+(i>1?s:"")+o+w+", "+i+b+(i>1?s:"")+o+p+(i>1?"Take one down and pass it around, "+(i-1)+b+(i-1>1?s:"")+o+w+p+"\n":"Go to the store and buy some more, "+99+b+s+o+w+p));}}

C#

No pretende ser breve, pero ¿quizás esto cuenta como creativo?

using System;
using System.Linq;

class Program
{
    static void Main()
    {
        Console.WriteLine(string.Join(Environment.NewLine, Enumerable.Range(0, 100).Select(i =>
            string.Format(
                string.Format(
                    "{0} {1} {{3}} {{4}},{{9}}{0} {1} {{3}}.{{9}}{2},{{9}}{3} {4} {{3}} {{4}}.{{9}}",
                    i == 99 ? "{0}" : "{7}",
                    i == 98 ? "{1}" : "{2}",
                    i == 99 ? "{6}" : "{5}",
                    i == 98 ? "{0}" : "{8}",
                    i == 97 ? "{1}" : "{2}"
                ),
                "No",
                "bottle",
                "bottles",
                "of beer",
                "on the wall",
                "Take one down, pass it around",
                "Go to the store, buy some more",
                99 - i,
                (198 - i) % 100,
                Environment.NewLine
        ))));
    }
}

Tenga en cuenta que esto es solo una declaración :)

Definitivamente no califica como creativo, pero se hace desde la línea de comando con un solo comando.

perl -e '$i=99;while($i>1){print("$i bottles of beer on the wall, $i bottles of beer.\nTake one down and pass it around, ".--$i." bottles of beer on the wall\n\n");}print("1 bottle of beer on the wall, 1 bottle of beer.\nGo to the store and buy some more, 99 bottles of beer on the wall.\n");'

Haskell, 272 , 250 , 243 caracteres.

(&)=(++)
b 1=" bottle"
b _=b 1&"s"
w=" on the wall"
p n=show n&b n&" of beer"
f n=putStrLn$p n&w&","&p n&".\n"&c(n-1)
c 0="Go to the store and buy some more, "&p 99&w&"."
c n="Take one down and pass it around, "&p n&w&"\n"
main=mapM f[99,98..1]

Windows PowerShell (198)

filter b{"$_ bottle$('s'*!!--$_) of beer"}(99..1|%{($_|b)+($w=' on the wall')+", $($_|b)."
"Take one down and pass it around, $(--$_|b)$w.
"})[0..196]
"Go to the store and buy some more, $(99|b)$w."

Bastante sencillo.

Estoy usando un filtro para las botellas de cerveza, ya que functiones más largo y la invocación necesita paréntesis en cualquier caso. La detección plural ( !!--$_) primero disminuye el número de botellas en una (por lo tanto, plural es cualquier cosa que no sea cero), lo convierte en booleano y lo niega con el primero !y lo niega nuevamente, por lo que ahora tenemos un booleano que describe si el número necesita un plural o no. Esto se convierte implícitamente en un número entero al multiplicar la cadena.

Los saltos de línea son divertidos.

Generando más líneas de las necesarias y recortando también después.

Curl 19 personajes

(requiere conexión a internet)

curl -L j.mp/eGv9K5

Anti-golf casi correcto del nuevo programador en C que está aprendiendo Perl?

#!/usr/bin/perl
#      ^
#      |
#      |
# That's the Perl interpreter.
# You might need to change this line based on
# your Linux/Unix distribution.

# Pragmas for debugging!
use strict;
use warnings;

# Library dependencies...none! lolz

# Main implementation
my $number_of_bottles_of_beer_on_the_wall = 99; #start with 99 bottles
LOOP: while( $number_of_bottles_of_beer_on_the_wall > 0 )
{
  printf( "%d bottles of beer on the wall, %d bottles of beer\n",
          $number_of_bottles_of_beer_on_the_wall,
          $number_of_bottles_of_beer_on_the_wall,                  );

  if( $number_of_bottles_of_beer_on_the_wall > 1 )
  {
    $number_of_bottles_of_beer_on_the_wall -= 1;
    printf( "Take one down and pass it around, %d bottles of beer on the wall.\n\n",
            $number_of_bottles_of_beer_on_the_wall,                               );
  }
  else
  {
    printf( "Go to the store and buy some more, %d bottles of beer on the wall\n",
            99                                                                     );
    last LOOP;
  }
}

JavaScript ( 216 228 215)

for(a=99,c=" on the wall";a;)document.write((d=eval(b="(a||99)+' bottle'+(a-1?'s':'')+' of beer'"))+c+", "+d+".<br>"+(--a?"Take one down and pass it around, ":"Go to the store and buy some more, ")+eval(b)+c+".<p>")

Editar: tenía una sola "1 botellas de cerveza" en la versión inicial, la tercera versión está completamente reescrita, observe trucos geniales como (a||99)obtener 99 en la última línea, (a-1?'s':'')haciendo plural para cada caso, pero a==1sin necesidad de desperdicio ==, y estableciendo el valor de bdentro de una sentencia en la que se utiliza.

C

Debo haber perdido esta pregunta, así que aquí hay una versión que publiqué como respuesta en otro lugar. Es una versión basada en C quine. Compila y corre para obtener la siguiente línea de canción. Repita hasta aburrirse. Si el código dice "Hora de irse ...", ingrese la cantidad de cervezas la próxima vez que ejecute como argumento de línea de comando.

// Time to go to the shop and get some beer
//
//
//
//
// #####.#####.#####.#####.#####.#####.#####
// ##.#####.#####.#####.#####.#####.#####.##
// #####.#####.#####.#####.#####.#####.#####
// ##.#####.#####.#####.#####.#####.#####.##

char *z [] = {
"void l(char *s,int b){int i;printf(\"// \");for(i=0;i<b;++i)printf(s);",
"printf(\"\\n\");}\nint main(int argc, char *argv[]){\nint i,j,k,x=%d;",
"char*p;\nif(!x&&argc==2)x=atoi(argv[1]);\nif(!x){printf(\"// Time to ",
"go to the shop and get some beer\\n//\\n//\\n//\\n//\\n\");k=7;\n",
"}else{printf(\"// %%d bottles of beer on the wall, %%d bottles of beer",
".\\n\",x,x);printf(\"// Take one down and pass it round, \");\n",
"if(x>1)printf(\"%%d bottles of beer on the wall.\\n//\\n\",x-1);\n",
"else printf(\"no more bottles of beer on the wall.\\n//\\n\");\n",
"k=x>2?x:2;l(\"  ^   \",x);l(\" / \\\\  \",x);l(\"/   \\\\ \",x);",
"l(\"|   | \",x);l(\"|Duf| \",x);l(\"|   | \",x);l(\"----- \",x);}\n",
"for(i=0;i<4;++i){\nprintf(\"// %%s\", i&1 ? \"##.\" : \"\");\n",
"for(j=i&1;j<k;++j)\nprintf(\"%%s#####\",j!=(i&1)?\".\":\"\");\n",
"printf(\"%%s\\n\",i&1?\".##\":\"\");}\nprintf(\"\\nchar *z [] = {\\n\");\n",
"for(i=0;i<sizeof z/sizeof z[0];++i){\nprintf(\"\\\"\");\n",
"for(p=z[i];*p;++p)\nswitch (*p){\ncase '\\n':printf(\"\\\\n\");break;\n",
"case '\\\\':printf(\"%%c%%c\",92,92);break;\n",
"case '%%':printf(\"%%c\",37);break;\ncase '\"':printf(\"%%c%%c\",92,'\"');break;\n",
"default:printf(\"%%c\", *p);break;}\nprintf(\"\\\",\\n\");}\n",
"printf(\"};\\n\");\nfor(i=0;i<sizeof z/sizeof z[0];++i)\n",
"printf(z[i],x?x-1:0);}\n",
};
void l(char *s,int b){int i;printf("// ");for(i=0;i<b;++i)printf(s);printf("\n");}
int main(int argc, char *argv[]){
int i,j,k,x=0;char*p;
if(!x&&argc==2)x=atoi(argv[1]);
if(!x){printf("// Time to go to the shop and get some beer\n//\n//\n//\n//\n");k=7;
}else{printf("// %d bottles of beer on the wall, %d bottles of beer.\n",x,x);printf("// Take one down and pass it round, ");
if(x>1)printf("%d bottles of beer on the wall.\n//\n",x-1);
else printf("no more bottles of beer on the wall.\n//\n");
k=x>2?x:2;l("  ^   ",x);l(" / \\  ",x);l("/   \\ ",x);l("|   | ",x);l("|Duf| ",x);l("|   | ",x);l("----- ",x);}
for(i=0;i<4;++i){
printf("// %s", i&1 ? "##." : "");
for(j=i&1;j<k;++j)
printf("%s#####",j!=(i&1)?".":"");
printf("%s\n",i&1?".##":"");}
printf("\nchar *z [] = {\n");
for(i=0;i<sizeof z/sizeof z[0];++i){
printf("\"");
for(p=z[i];*p;++p)
switch (*p){
case '\n':printf("\\n");break;
case '\\':printf("%c%c",92,92);break;
case '%':printf("%c",37);break;
case '"':printf("%c%c",92,'"');break;
default:printf("%c", *p);break;}
printf("\",\n");}
printf("};\n");
for(i=0;i<sizeof z/sizeof z[0];++i)
printf(z[i],x?x-1:0);}

Javascript (285)

Esto supone que hay una función llamada print, para generar una cadena.

b=' of beer on the wall';n=100;while(--n>1)if(n>1)print(n+" bottles"+b+', '+n+" bottles of beer.\nTake one down and pass it around, "+(n-1)+' bottle'+(n-1>1?'s':'')+b+'.\n\n');print("1 bottle"+b+", 1 bottle of beer.\nGo to the store and buy some more, 99 bottles of beer on the wall.")

Esquema (270)

Sin espacios en blanco:

(let l((i 99))(let((b" bottle")(c" on the wall")(d"Take one down and pass it around,")(e".\n")(f", ")(g" of beer"))(if(= i 1)(map display`(1,b,g,c,f,1,b,g,e"Go to the store and buy some more, 99",b,c,e))(begin(map display`(,i,b,g,c,f,i,b,e,d,i,b,c,e"\n"))(l(-1+ i))))))

Con espacios en blanco:

    (let l ((i 99))
      (let ((b" bottle")
            (c" on the wall")
            (d"Take one down and pass it around, ")
            (e".\n")
            (f", ")
            (g" of beer"))
        (if (= i 1)
            (map display`(1 ,b ,g ,c ,f ,1 ,b ,g ,e
                          "Go to the store and buy some more, 99" ,b ,c ,e))
            (begin (map display `(,i ,b ,g ,c ,f ,i ,b ,e ,d ,i ,b ,c ,e "\n"))
                   (l (-1+ i))))))

Python - mucho

Amidoinitrite?

print"""99 bottles of beer on the wall, 99 bottles of beer.
Take one down and pass it around, 98 bottles of beer on the wall.

98 bottles of beer on the wall, 98 bottles of beer.
Take one down and pass it around, 97 bottles of beer on the wall.

97 bottles of beer on the wall, 97 bottles of beer.
Take one down and pass it around, 96 bottles of beer on the wall.

96 bottles of beer on the wall, 96 bottles of beer.
Take one down and pass it around, 95 bottles of beer on the wall.

95 bottles of beer on the wall, 95 bottles of beer.
Take one down and pass it around, 94 bottles of beer on the wall.

....

  Ok, this is stupid. First of all, what the brainfuck are the bottles doing on the wall? They're not spiders nor picture frames. And how are they sitting on the wall?

94 bottles of beer on the wall, 9.. oops, they fell down. 94 bottles of beer on the floor, 94 bottles of beer.

  Second.. who the HQ9+ wants to keep track? I think I lost count after drinking the 2nd one...

Take one ... um... up, and pass it around,  .....  er.. a lot of bottles of beer still on the floor.

  Fourthly, what's with this passing around scheme? They're not j..I mean letters, yeah, or boxes of chocolate. We all can just take one and drink it. It's healthier too.

A pile of bottles of beer on the floor, a pile of bottles of beer.
Everyone take one up and drink it, still a whole bunch of bottles of beer on the floor.

  Um.. seventhly, are we really that many in this assembly that we can finish 200 or however many bottles we had in the beginning? Without passing out?

Go to the store and buy some more

  Yeah and who's gonna pay for it? Definitely not me. And how are you going to bring 300 bottles back from the store?
  In your car? Buddy, you're so drunk, you can't even C anything. Go home dude, go home. Take a cab."""

Referencia adicional (me ayudó mucho con el código): http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Y0Z0raWIHXk

Pitón (318)

Encontré esta forma de acortar un programa de Python :)

exec'eJxtjrFqwzAQQHd/xVVgLCVqSbq5RHO2TtlcgyX7Qk3luyAphP59ZA0thGzi9O7es0bUERyn5DE/+AwOMdTxi0TljLeLmyzQB4GlaaCBg/hkWDigqMb/76aZz0CHHaCPCLaWTpLSTWw2kl7MXmkBTJC+EW7Wey3U9hmzzqU42R/MNMLEt6KFi40R5gQ28JUmndO0ODIkLhdjyjWFc9dfiLxg6Vsx1ZExu36Vddn2miVD2w59R4d9/6d+f8h7Wze3Y+GrS5gpwSjbVlV3Y1BZCg=='.decode('base64').decode('zip')

Rebmu - 167 caracteres

M N 99 Bdz[cb[n{ bottle}egN 1{s}{}{ of beer}]]loN[cb[b W{ on the wall}C{, }b P{.}lfEZ--n[Nm{Go to the store and buy some more}]{Take one down and pass it around}cBwPlf]]

Probablemente podría afeitarse algunos caracteres, esto fue solo un primer intento. :)

Aquí está Rebol equivalente que tiene la taquigrafía hervida. Sigue siendo bastante competitivo, especialmente teniendo en cuenta la claridad:

m: n: 99

b: does [
    combine [n { bottle} either n > 1 {s} {} { of beer}]
]

loop n [
    print combine [
        b w: { on the wall} c: {, } b p: {.} newline

        either 0 == -- n [
            n: m
            {Go to the store and buy some more}
        ] [
            {Take one down, and pass it around}
        ]

        c b w p newline
    ]
]

Código fuente comentado disponible en GitHub

PHP: 285 240 233 231 caracteres

$i=99;$b=" bottles of beer";$o=" bottle of beer";$c=" on the wall";while($i>1){echo"$i$b$c, $i$b.\nTake one down and pass it around, ".--$i.(($i>1)?$b:$o).$c.".\n\n";}echo"$i$o$c, $i$o.\nGo to the store and buy some more, 99$b$c.";

Salida aquí: http://ideone.com/5fQmcd

Python, 241 caracteres

s=""
i=99
b="%d bottl%s of beer"
w=" on the wall"
t="Take one down and pass it around, "
p=q="es"
while i:s+=b%(i,p)+w+", "+b%(i,p)+".\n";i-=1;p=p[:i];s+=t+b%(i,p)+w+".\n\n"
print s[:-64]+"Go to the store and buy some more, "+b%(99,q)+w+"."

Rubí, 274 bytes

Todavía es bastante nuevo para Ruby, realmente solo estoy jugando

o =" bottles of beer";w=" on the wall";t="Take one down and pass it around, ";s=" bottle of beer"
99.downto(3){|b|puts"#{b}#{o+w}, #{b}#{o}.\n#{t}#{b-1}#{o+w}.\n\n"}
puts"2 #{o+w}, 2 #{o}.\n#{t}1#{s}#{w}.\n\n1#{s+w}, 1#{s}.\nGo to the store and buy some more, 99#{o+w}."

C # (299 caracteres)

using System;class D{static void Main(){string a="s",z="",w=" on the wall",q=", ",p=".\n",b=" bottle",c=" of beer";for(int O=99;O>=1;)Console.WriteLine(O+b+(O>1?a:z)+c+w+q+O+b+(O>1?a:z)+c+p+(--O>0?"Take one down and pass it around, "+O:"Go to the store and buy some more, 99")+b+(O==1?z:a)+c+w+p);}}

JavaScript (7 funciones)

No golf. Esto está pensado como una implementación funcional (principalmente) de la canción.

function firstUpper(s) {
    return s.slice(0, 1).toUpperCase() + s.slice(1);
}

function bottles(x) {
    return (x || "no more") + " " + (x == 1 ? "bottle" : "bottles") + " of beer";
}

function wall(x) {
    return bottles(x) + " on the wall";
}

function line1(x) {
    return wall(x) + ", " + bottles(x) + ".";
}

function line2(x, max) {
     return (x ? "take one down and pass it around, " + wall(x - 1) : "go to the store and buy some more, " + wall(max)) + ".";
}

function verse(x, max) {
    return [line1(x), line2(x, max)].map(firstUpper).join("\n") + "\n\n";
}


function song(max) {
    var text = "";
    for(var x = max; x >= 0; x--) {
        text += verse(x, max);
    }
    return text;
}

print(song(99));

Ir (263)

package main
import "fmt"
func main(){b,i,e,r:=fmt.Println,99,"bottles","of beer on the wall"
for i>0{b(i,e,r+",",i,e,r[:7]+".")
if i--;i<2{e=e[:6]}
if i>0{b("Take one down and pass it around,",i,e,r+`.
`)}}
b("Go to the store and buy some more,",99,e+"s",r+".")}

PHP - 252 bytes

$a=" bottles of beer";$b=str_replace("s","",$a);$c=" on the wall";for($i=98;$i;)echo($j=$i+1).$a.$c.", ".$j.$a.".
Take one down and pass it around, ".$i.($i-->1?$a:$b).$c.".

";echo"1".$b.$c.", 1".$b.".
Go to the store and buy some more, 99".$a.$c.".";

Espero comprimir un poco más mañana.

Ruby 1.9.2p136: 223

No soy cobarde, puedes leer el mío; p

b="%d bottle%s of beer"
w=' on the wall'
99.downto(1){|z|s=b%[z,z>1?'s':'']
puts s+w+", "+s+".
"+(z>1?"Take one down and pass it around, "+b%[z-1,z>2?'s':'']+w+".

" :'Go to the store and buy some more, '+b%[99,'s']+w+".")}

(Oracle) SQL

Ningún personaje cuenta, no lo jugué. Acabo de encontrar esto una forma divertida de hacerlo.

WITH
   bottles AS (
      SELECT LEVEL - 1 AS bottle 
      FROM dual
      CONNECT BY LEVEL <= &number_of_bottles + 1
   ),
   fragments AS (
      SELECT
         'no more ' AS none,
         'bottles of beer' AS supply,
         ' on the wall' AS wall,
         'Take one down and pass it around' AS drink,
         'Go to the store and buy some more' AS refill,
         CHR(13) || CHR(10) AS newline
      FROM dual
   ),
   combined AS (
      SELECT
         b.bottle,
         DECODE(
            b.bottle, 
            1, b.bottle || ' ' || REPLACE(f.supply, 's'),
            0, f.none || f.supply,  
            b.bottle || ' ' || f.supply
         ) AS supply
      FROM bottles b
      CROSS JOIN fragments f

   ),
   two_lines AS (
      SELECT LEVEL AS line
      FROM dual
      CONNECT BY LEVEL <= 2
   )
SELECT
   CASE l.line
      WHEN 1 THEN REPLACE(c1.supply, 'n', 'N') || f.wall || ', ' || c1.supply || '.'
      WHEN 2 THEN DECODE(b.bottle, 0, f.refill, f.drink) || ', '  || c2.supply || f.wall || '.' 
   END AS song 
FROM bottles b
LEFT JOIN combined c1 ON (c1.bottle = b.bottle)
LEFT JOIN combined c2 ON (c2.bottle = DECODE(b.bottle - 1, -1, &number_of_bottles, b.bottle - 1))
CROSS JOIN two_lines l
CROSS JOIN fragments f
ORDER BY
   b.bottle DESC,
   l.line;